Round Table vol. 11

Welcome everyone to another edition of The Round Table.

The Johnny Rockets To-Go Gratuity

Consumerist.com recently had a post concerning the new automatic gratuity added to to-go orders at Johnny Rockets, and some of you have asked for my opinions on the matter.

I have a couple of different opinions on this matter if you want to know the truth.

I’m staying in a good mood tonight!

No really, nothing anyone can do is going to get me in a bad mood.

What part of EMERGENCY EXIT ONLY don’t you fucking morons understand?

Every fucking night, it happens.

Poll Results, Stupid Name of the Week (2/22)

Hey everyone, and welcome to another fun edition of our Poll Results. This past week, I wanted to know your childhood dreams…or at least what you wanted to be when you grew up.

Here are the results:

• Teacher! (25%, 24 Votes)
• Doctor! (19%, 18 Votes)
• Astronaut! (14%, 14 Votes)
• President! (12%, 12 Votes)
• Lawyer! (11%, 11 Votes)
• Slum Lord! (9%, 9 Votes)
• Policeman/woman! (5%, 5 Votes)
• Fireman! (3%, 3 Votes)
• Senator! (1%, 1 Votes)

Interesting results…I wonder how many people just answered to Slum Lord because it was there =).

And now for this weeks edition of….

Stupid Names of the Week!!

This week, we have a family edition.

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The Tipping Controversy

Today, while looking at my Technorati Incoming Links, I noticed a new one entitled The Problem of Tipping on Valentines Day.

Just a quick Welcome Back

So it’s a little late in the game for this, but let’s all give a hearty Welcome Back to Ryan of I Serve Idiots, who has returned to his musings after a far too long hiatus.

New manager has caught the Dumbass

Let me be the first to let you all know that the Dumbass is spreading, and if you’re not careful, you’ll catch it just like everyone else.

Dirty Nasty Bungfuckers!!

Everyone knows how much I hate ghetto trash, no matter the color.